Mood & Aesthetic

This is a fairly forgettable and standard inner city toilet. The lighting is fine but the design and arcitecture is nothing special. It is however a little cramped. It certainly smells like a toilet, but it’s nothing unbearable or over powering.

2/5

Facilities

There are two urinals in the male with one cubical. Considering the traffic is farily low this is adequete. It has a good, wide mirror but it has no hand towels.

2.5/5

Location

Here is the real conundrum with the Target CBD toilets. Despite being in a highly convenient store right next tp the Underground station, it is located on the third floor and only goes by elevator. These elevators also take a while to reach your floor despite their being three of them. It’s very much out of the way and in the area, the David Jones toilets might be a little further down but they are a little easier for this toilet go-er.

2.5/5

Overall

A standard public toilet in a convenient building that’s unfortunately only reachable by elevator. In the area, it’s not the most convenient, and not the nicest around the CBD. Hungry Jacks or David Jones would be prefferable.

Not Recommended

2/5

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Located up the top of the Perth train station, these toiletscost 50c

Mood & Aesthetic

If this was any old toilet, it would have an impressively clean modern aesthetic, nice mirrors, cool (if redundant) sinks. Overall a good looking toilet despite a boxed in wort of feel. Though these toilets cost money so that changes one’s perspective.

2.5/5

Facilities

Even if this toilet was free the facilities would be sub-par. The urinals are tiny for some reason, with no blockings or anything, you’re basically just pissing on a shelf in the wall. There’s no hand towels, just a mediocre hand dryer and like I said before the sinks are merely just a dip in the basin and have no depth, going all style-over-substance. Things in there are clean but I’m generally not impressed.

2/5

Location

There are two aspects of this, the toilets cost money so the location better be damned convenient, and it sort of is if you’re in a rush. But if you aren’t in a rush, there’s a good lot of toilets around the place such as the cultural centre near the art gallery. The convenience isn’t worth the money, or succumbing to the idea of paying money to piss.

1.5/5

Overall

These toilets cost money and the person at the till is never to friendly either. I’ve been to more convenient and better public toilets for free, so this is ridiculous. Don’t go here ever.

1/5

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David Jones is a higher class Department Store on Forest Chase

Mood & Aesthetic

The David Jones toilets have a smooth, clean feel. There is classy lighting and a good colour scheme, a regular fancy toilet, except, David Jones has music, which is a real rarity in Perth Toilets. The music isn’t any oldies either, it’s some pretty modern, easy to listen to stuff, not to invasive. The music laregly picks up what would be a regular upper-class toilet. Clear mirrors too!

4.5/5

Facilities

This toilet is pretty regular in it’s facilities, however, 2 real problems, the urinals are in an awkward position, within a direct line of sight to the door. Also, the hand dryer is terrible. Not only does it look like a towel dispenser, but it’s slow, weak and hot. Not much substiance to this toilet’s performance.

There’s nothing wrong with the sinks or actual toilets though, so not exactly horrible.

2.5/5

Location

Despite being on the Forest Chase strip, these toilets are pretty out of the way and are only open until about 5pm (Perth!) so if you’re in a rush and at the train station, don’t pick this place unless you’re looking for something fancy, so they’re more of a treat. However, it’s rarely overly busy so you’ve got a nice moment to yourself most of the time.

2/5

Overall

This place, like I said, is a treat. You go here if you’re in no rush to get anywhere and are on Forest Chase. For mood, it’s great, but it’s quite out of the way and doesn’t boast very impressive features, the crappy hand dryer is a bit frustrating to, but overall a well kept water-closet.

3.5/5

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Greens & Co is a popular cake and tea house in Leederville.

Mood and Aesthetic

These toilets are on the buildings second level, up a nice wooden stair case, and have a great source of light coming in through the fogged window allowing a bright mood to breathe on the white walls common in inner city buildings like these. However there are some broken elements on the sink and in the urinals, uglying up the place, but not without a sense of charm. The don’t smell bad either, but not like roses or anything.

3/5

Facilities

This toilet is modest with one cubical, two urinals and a well-sized mirror. Like too many friggin places, there is only a shoddy hand dryer. However the urinals aren’t small or low, and the toilet paper is nothing to complain about.

2/5

Location

The toilets are located up a steep flight of stairs, this might annoy some, but the wooden staircase is surrounded by the band posters that cover the places walls. The wooden floor boards and upstairs out-of-the-way yet close toilet area (right next above the pool tables, convenient!) has a secluded feel, and I’ve never seen more than one person in there apart from myself.

4.5/5

Overall

An easy to get to, not unpleasant toilet, secluded and up from a lovely wooden staircase. If you’re busting and find yourself on Oxford Street near Leederville station, get into Greens & Co. The toilets are at the back.

3/5

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